TransDoom
I’ve stated on more than one thread that transphobic morons need a movie to mock the absolute fuck out of them. Unfortunately, making movies isn’t my talent. But I didn’t want to wait for someone to do so, and an idea came to mind.
Doom is a popular video game from the 90s. It has since been ported to many devices, pretty much anything with a screen and computer chip capable of running it. EG, thermostats, printers, old Atari game machines from the 80s, etc. It is a right of passage to get Doom running on something it was never designed for.
Enter TransDoom, where the object is to kill as many trans people as possible, getting points for each death, losing points at the end of a level for any you failed to kill. There are also characters you should not kill, or you face a setback.
Below the characters I came up with, using Adobe Firefly image generator:
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Trans Man
- 1,000 points for each kill
- Their clothing quickly disappears in flames, revealing they are really a woman pretending to be a man
Trans Woman
- 10,000 points per kill
- Their death cry is that they just want to see more tits
Adolf Grump
- Lose 10,000 points per kill
- Shouts “I just want to grab her pussy” as he muscles women and trans women into bathrooms
- Shouts in German about how the trannys will bring about the end of civilization, and we must preserve the Aryan race
Android Tater
- Lose 8,000 points per kill
- Shouts that noone can trust their eyes anymore, the trans people are attacking cis people in the real matrix we all live in
KKK Growling
- Lose 7,000 points per kill
- Muddles about, accidentally liking the wrong tweets on her phone, rambles about men in dresses in girls bathrooms, and seems uncertain about conversion therapies.
Cis Man
- Automatic level restart
- So manly nobody could ever think he is anything but straight up hetero six pack abs beef steak
Cis Woman
- Lose half your ammunition
- Ultimate feminist who can press her own body weight in the basement gym while her man makes her dinner.
This game would be fun to play, cause Doom is always fun! Bonus features:
- Numerous kinds of weapons to cause all kinds of mayhem
- Grenades
- Shotguns
- Machine guns
- Pistols
- Knives - Players can create their own characters
- Upload a photo
- Specify points (can be positive, zero, or negative)
- Specify perils like end of level, lose ammo, stuck with worst weapon, move slowly, slow firing rate, frequent reloading
- Use mic to provide a death cry - Players can create levels and bonus items
- Automatic messages on social media platforms of your choice about:
- Your kill rate (percentage of all characters in a level)
- Percentage of trans kills
- Percentage of special bonus items claimed
- Percentage of life packs, guns, and ammo collected
Comment about what you want to see in such a game (epecially plot elements and characters).
I really hope somebody makes a game like this, I would proudly play it!
