Tanning Bed
May 6, 2026
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I feel the pain
I feel the burn
Why did I do it?
A lesson well learned
It’s not fun at all
I can hardly sit down
I’m bright lobster red
I wanted to be brown
Twenty minutes it took
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Only five dollars to cook
To achieve this fantastic
Fire engine look
At night I can’t sleep
My skin is on fire
Tanning beds are safe?
Who said that?
They’re a liar
I’m typing standing up
I can’t sit in a chair
Being pale this weekend
Why did I care?
