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About Me- Zeeshan Ali
I spend my days making other people sound good. This is where I get to sound like me.
Hi, My name is Zeeshan Ali. I’m a wannabe writer, a wannabe freelance journalist, and a passionate Pornography Historian. One of these things is a lie.
If you clicked on this expecting to learn something unique or want me to practice my rich vocabulary then you’re probably in the wrong place. Despite 99% of the AI writers on Medium who use embarked, intricate, Tapestry, and delve like words; I like using simple, to the point words that even a third grader could read. If you still don’t understand it then you’re either:
A: An illiterate Third Grader
B: Trying to be ignorant on purpose
Whatever the case is: I couldn’t give two flying sh*ts about it. Read my stuff if you want to or don’t. I really don’t care.
Heres a bit about me:
People call me a sarcastic asshole and I take no shame in admitting it. Women call me a manipulator (Whatever), gaslighter (Blatant lie), and a dumbass (I take pride in that) BUT they also find me attractive…
