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December Holiday Fuckery: This or That
Fresh Blood in the Facebook Adjacent Survey Thingy
I love doing these silly little surveys for AFP (Another Fucking Publication). They remind me of the surveys I used to fill out as a teenager on Myspace (Uh oh, did I just age myself?) and the other Facebook surveys of old. Thankfully, these this or that surveys aren’t intended to get your information for identity theft. I don’t know if I was ever a victim of identity theft or not, but if you really want to steal my identity, pay off all my student loans, too.
Anyway, it’s December, so let’s get started with the fuckery. Happy Holidays, Happy belated Hannukkah, Happy Yule, and whatever the fuck else you celebrate. Let’s get to the depraved questions from Sherene and Jimbo, and allow me to let loose my inner goblin.
The Fucking Questions and Answers
- Would you rather wake up Christmas morning with explosive diarrhea or only be allowed to eat the fruitcake that your creepy hoarder neighbor made?
I, unfortunately, am the creepy hoarder neighbor. Not by choice, but because my mom is a hoarder and I’m apparently a failure at life since I had to move back in with her, temporarily…
