<![CDATA[Doing Time - Medium]]> https://medium.com/doing-time?source=rss----8cd62c4f72e6---4 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/proxy/1*TGH72Nnw24QL3iV9IOm4VA.png Doing Time - Medium https://medium.com/doing-time?source=rss----8cd62c4f72e6---4 Medium Thu, 05 Nov 2026 14:14:35 GMT <![CDATA[The “Model Inmate”]]>

Which I was — and Diddy ain’t

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Courtesy of the IRS

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Diddy gets sent to “the hole.” Lots of minuses — but one perk!

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Was Tova Noel, one of the guards on duty the night of Jeffrey Epstein’s death

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It’s not the same as with men

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A direct quote from an officer sent to monitor the BOP’s worst-run prison

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But I found it now!

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When Jeffrey (Epstein) took a leak

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But you have to be arrested to see it

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I’ll never be summoned again

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