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What Nobody Told Me About Beards

My beard epiphany at 42

3 min readOct 30, 2025

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This week, I experienced what anthropologists might call a “liminal moment of masculine awakening.” I went to an actual barber for the first time in my life and got shaved with a straight razor.

While waiting my turn, I watched the barber work on the guy ahead of me — a man with an…

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David B. Clear
David B. Clear

Written by David B. Clear

Cartoonist, science fan, PhD, eukaryote. Doesn't eat cats, dogs, nor other animals. 1,000x Bottom Writer. davidbclear.com

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