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Thought Thinkers Submission Guidelines
Laying out a few guidelines for the publication
Do you think thoughts? If you’re like most people, you probably do from time to time… which means Thought Thinkers might just be the place for you!
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Thought Thinkers is a varied publication and there are few subjects that are off the table entirely. We don’t particularly care to read erotica, clickbait, soulless self-help, religious proselytizing, or earnings advice. Stories written by AI, too, are unwelcome here. (I’ve developed a decently good eye for spotting artificially generated content, so if your submission raises enough red flags, I’ll more than likely refrain from publishing.) But if the piece is well-structured, thoughtful, and human, we’ll entertain just about anything.
Send us your weirdest stories, wildest diatribes, and most absurdist poetry. We want hilarious satire and depressing sob stories. We want to laugh and then cry afterward. Then we want to read some roller-coaster of a memoir about that time you swam into South Africa on magic mushrooms, when you drove a tuk tuk into a conflict zone, or when you smoked weed for the first time in half a decade and bumped into a hippopotamus.
