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Slackjaw

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Lynn Vieira

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Oct 16

This Zoom Meeting Of People Pleasers Will Start Shortly If Everyone Is Okay With That

Sorry, thanks for waiting

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Lynn Vieira

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Sep 14

Introducing The Panic Room For Introverts (PRFI)™

An impenetrable happy place

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Lynn Vieira

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Aug 24

We Regret That We’ve Had to Pull the Vegetarian Meal Choice at Our Wedding

Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!

pieces of plain romaine lettuce stacked on a white plate

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Lynn Vieira

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Aug 21

How Men Imagine Women’s Bathrooms Vs the Reality

A Cubicle Compendium

How Men Imagine Women’s Bathrooms Vs the Reality

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Lynn Vieira

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Jun 11

FAQs For Starting Your Own Little Liquor Lending Library™️

Take a drink, share a drink

Blue, yellow and red little free library outside with bottles inside instead of books.

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MuddyUm

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Lynn Vieira

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May 29

Reasons I Think My Yoga Teacher Just Went Through A Bad Breakup

She sobbed among the rental mats

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Slackjaw

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Lynn Vieira

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May 9

I’m A 37-Year-Old Man, And I’m Concerned That I Have To Stop Sitting On Mom’s Lap

What am I supposed to do now?

younger man laying on bed near older woman

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Lynn Vieira

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May 5

We Are The 17 Unread Books That You Bought To Impress The PhD Student You Are Trying To Date

She will not be fooled

young redheaded woman holding a pad

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MuddyUm

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Lynn Vieira

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Apr 28

I’m the Underdressed Gift at This Diaper Shower

I feel so awkward

diaper cake with teddy bear on top

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Doctor Funny

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Lynn Vieira

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Apr 28

“Don’t Look a Gift Gun in the Barrel” and Other Rejected Idioms

They sound right to me

“Don’t Look a Gift Gun in the Barrel” and Other Rejected Idioms

Lynn Vieira

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Retired and completely unsupervised. Some of my stories live here. The rest are at www.lynnvieira.com, where you can subscribe for a weekly dose of absurdity.

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