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The President Today
He’s fat; he hates you all; he lies,
He’s eaten all the Macs and fries.
He taints his skin an orange, tan,
Stalks golf courses like an orangutan.
Don’t believe in your rights at birth
Unless you’ve long blond tresses
Can talk fast, with a touch of mirth
And wear tight dresses,
All to satisfy his perverted desires
He shouts and hollers misogynist bile,
Defending men who drug and rape
Attacking their prosecution while
Sucking up to his Russian mate
Raiding opposition homes,
Using his masked orcs,
As pea-brained gnomes,
Or Gestapo clowns, to shoot on sight
And full-on manacled spite.
From stopping all wars,
To schoolkids bombed,
Against the laws,
Claims of nukes entombed,
His sailors starving,
Telling endless lies
While Iran is roasting,
He’s eating all the pies.
