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Some Guys Still Need Toilet Training
And they are disgusting.
There’s no delicate way to put this. Some of us guys are pigs. I say this after having observed men’s bathrooms for decades. What is the deal? Lack of toilet training? Lack of human decency?
When you muster the necessary courage, or desperation, to go into a public men’s room, there’s no telling what atrocities you might encounter. You’ve probably seen the stuff I’m writing about, but what can we do about it?
For starters, how about washing your hands after going to the toilet?
I expect paper towels last five times longer in a women’s bathroom than in a men’s. Why? Because not that many guys wash their hands after going to the toilet. What’s the deal? Even people who you would think would have more class than that are guilty.
I worked for years in an insurance office. One of the agents was a nice enough older guy. On a few occasions over the years, we would be in the bathroom at the same time. (Multiple urinals.) I noticed he would take care of business and leave without washing his hands. Yuck.
I wouldn’t have minded so much, but sometimes when somebody brought in doughnuts, he’d have his paws in the box. That made me think twice before picking up that chocolate long john. I still…
