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The Watchmaker: Building a Mechanical Watch in a Database

This time next year, we’ll be millionaires

The Watchmaker: Building a Mechanical Watch in a Database

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Oct 16

I Built My Head Out of Lego. Inside SQL Server 2025.

A brick is a row. My face is a join. The building instructions are an ORDER BY.

I Built My Head Out of Lego. Inside SQL Server 2025.

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Oct 14

Order! Order!

2.7 million speeches, six Speakers, one word. What 42 years of the House of Commons look like when you ask a database to count every time…

Order! Order!

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Oct 8

SQL Server 2025, an RTX 5090, and the slow death of “Will the hon. Gentleman give way?”

Two Graphics Cards and 1.7 Million Speeches to Prove a Negative

SQL Server 2025, an RTX 5090, and the slow death of “Will the hon. Gentleman give way?”

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Aug 30

The Cloud Has No Mercy

Why we traded 56k dial-up frustration for automated digital hostage situations.

The Cloud Has No Mercy

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5d ago

Send Him Upstairs — The House Of Lords

The House Of Lords, A Former Members Only Club Where Over Achieving MP’s A̶r̶e̶ ̶P̶u̶t̶ ̶O̶u̶t̶ ̶T̶o̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ Promoted.

Send Him Upstairs — The House Of Lords

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Oct 10

Cracking Feynman’s Safes in SQL Server

The puzzle, not the physics

Cracking Feynman’s Safes in SQL Server

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Oct 3

I’m 53, She is 33 And Wants A Baby, So, Meet Brian The Sausage Dog. (SQL Animation is a bonus)

This has it all, including the ransom note. SQL is fun, Have fun or the dog gets it..

I’m 53, She is 33 And Wants A Baby, So, Meet Brian The Sausage Dog. (SQL Animation is a bonus)

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Oct 1

Twenty Years Later, I Built the Headache Machine Again

The Deep Brain Stimulator that fixed my Cluster Headaches and is being used for Parkinsons’ and Tourettes

Twenty Years Later, I Built the Headache Machine Again

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Rock n’ Heavy

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Sep 27

Can a Database Rave? Making SQL Server Play Music

I’ve made SQL Server draw, play games and pretend to be other computers. This time I wanted to hear it.

Can a Database Rave? Making SQL Server Play Music

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Former SQL MVP, Writer and have a Brain Pacemaker. Working somewhere that can't be named and creating little pieces of art.

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