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How to Piss off Men
Have you ever met a man who you wanted to just piss off?
Whether it’s a coworker, a close friend, or even your partner. Someone who has been pissing you off a lot and you wanted to say something in retaliation but didn’t wanna use the old, “sMoL dIcK eNeRgY” slogan? Well, I’ve compiled a list for you.
1. “Wow, that must’ve sounded so smart in your head, right?”
The verbal slow clap. It doesn’t argue with anything he said, it just attacks the fact that he thought it was a good idea.
Guys love talking about random shit or even having opinions about everything. Now you can just say, “Your opinion means jackshit” but being the stubborn piece of shit he is; he’ll keep arguing. But saying this, he can’t defend himself anymore without admitting it didn’t sound so smart, he’ll spend the next ten minutes arguing that proves your point.
2. “Whatever you say, princess.”
This one is a kind of a grey area honestly. Lots of guys are insecure about their masculinity and this is a pet name he’s used on women for years, finally pointed back at him.
However, this won’t work if he’s comfortable with his masculinity and is in touch with his feminine side. I mean, I don’t. I wiggle my tail.
