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10 Things Women Over 50 Should Never Wear
Unless you want rocks thrown at you
You’re here because you’re either nearing 50, you are 50, or you’re over 50, and you have no clue what you should be wearing anymore. Like, is there a catalogue for age-appropriate clothes for 50-year-olds? Who knows.
Anyway, today I’m gonna tell you 10 things you should never wear as a woman over 50.
Never ever. Never.
How are we “supposed” to dress?
A lot of us have this question. I know I did. How the fuck should a 50-year-old woman dress? Where is that catalogue to order clothes from? You know, like the Sears or Eaton’s catalogues. You remember those, don’t you?
Remember that section for the ‘old ladies’? As 20-year-olds, we passed that section and went right to the hot, sexy clothes. But we’re not 20-year-olds anymore (insert crying emoji here).
Now before you get your high-cut briefs in a bunch, please know that when I use the term ‘old ladies,’ I don’t really mean it. We’re not old, dammit. We are mighty fucking F.I.N.E.
Anyway, I have a small confession to make.
Every now and then I sit and wonder if I’m one of those 50-year-old women who is…
