Elevator Wits

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martin

Mar 11, 2023

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The elevator, entirely singed,
er, enticingly accessible,
is staring at Ted.
“Use the staircase!”
Case closed. BEEP.
Wouldn’t the rain extinguish the firing of Ted,
Screaming Yellow Vest Fire Alarm Drill Crew? BEEP.
What is worse, to burn (out),
Mr Consider Every Option,
or drown (in debt),
Mr Cancel Former Order? BEEP.
Mrs Janitor enters. “Open door policy, or so says my pussy.”
A gentle touch. Genitals torched. BEEP.

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